Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... You two are kinda dull and boring :)

Give me twenty, corporal! - Crow to Tom

Jewish Haiku  Yenta. Shmeer. Gevalt. Shlemiel. Shlimazl. Tochis. Oy! To
be fluent!

A pinup of Kathy Bates - Mike on picture of manly girl

The Revolution is successful... Kodos

"I'll nuke the smegger to oblivion!" -- Lister

Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!

Guacamole: Spanish word meaning "taco caulking."

Mister Spock does it with a Vulcanized rubber

"I recon the process should take less than two hours." Data

A pessimist thinks all women are bad; an optimist wishes they were.

Zen and the Art of EchoMail... Be the tagline

Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Pillsbury!"  McCoy -"He's bread, Jim."

Probably just a billing error. - Manager to Sysop

Zoophobia - A fear of animals

ZAPPPP......Gee, coulda sworn it was set to STUN!!

"I wish *I* was a tiger."  "A common lament."

XX + XY = Oh, Sir Jasper.

On the 8th day, God uninstalled DOS 6

Jeff Smith cooks AND dances as The Frugging Gourmet!

Jesus will love you for $19.95 + $3.50 shipping and handling!

XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

Cats contribute to living a longer life

Group IQ: Lowest IQ of any member divided by the number of people in the group

For Warm Boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes

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