Unused power slips imperceptibly into the hands of another. - Konrad Heiden

Cry "RIBBIT!"  And let slip the frogs of war!

"Can you fly?" "No." - The TICK

Real women know how to blame anything on anybody.

 * <- Tribble  */ <- Tribble with a sword

Oh! Oh! Oh! What are you guys talking about?

Shut up Orville, we're missing this video and it doesn't even suck!

Help!  I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!

A gift brought by men to wives to accompany a weak alibi

OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point 

Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.  Do not tear.

Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"?

Crow: Shelly bought it * Tom: But WE paid for it!

URA Redneck if: Your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose

Hockey fascinates me! I could sit and watch it for hours.

Hey, guy, time for your morning bowl of Reality Chex (tm)!

Earthquakes don't kill people, buildings do

Garbage in...  Garbage out...  In Tiny Tafels too

Lecce homo: homogenized milk.

Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

Sector not found: Abort Ignore Run screaming from house

Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.

Funny Name: Boobpha Upthumpa.

P.S.  Say hi to Alyce for me

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