Russian Catastrophe - By Pulya Pudoff

Love:  The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Friar Tuck's been fingered - Mike on crossbow

G-spot, I'm all the way up to the P-spot!

Justice League Wish List: Perry King as Superman.

Despite the facts, they will _still_ believe! - Worf

>(That's one for the over-35 crowd; the kiddies will have to look up

"...To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before."

Gal Excuse #4:Taking revenge for a slight facial scratch

What the hell _is_ this thing, Mulder?! - Scully

"Horny, hiney, honey!"  Joel Robinson

The devil falls on account of his gravity

Entree: Smear of Deer

I once let my mind wander and it never came back

People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they did
yesterday

Give me Liberty, or Give me a six pack of Bud... I'm easy       ...NOT

URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.

Even in a vaccuum this smells of a setup - Garabaldi

Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted.

You are generous and always think of the other fellow

I'm rereading the second Gospel, Tom remarked.

History never repeats itself.  You'd think we'd remember this

Snorkelling goggles with windscreen wipers.

* <- Tribble  *. <- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."

I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you b*stards touch my car!

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur