Que sera, scribble: What will be, can't write.

Kids won't step on the toes of parents who put their foot down.

Happy (Winter Holiday Of Your Choice)!

What does serious literature say about trolls?

Veni, vidi, vaboo:  I came, I saw, I've almost got it fixed!

"Bother," sed Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet

What makes a lawyer different from a hooker? There are some things a hooker
won't do for money

Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

"I'm tired of you Nega-scum! And that means you." - Sailor Moon

Join the Navy and see the world...the wet part, that is

Zathras not good with usenet. -- Zathras

Been playing with his wand too much.

You may be redneck If U own a fur coat that's homemade.

Repeat after me: I am unique

Xerox does it again and again and again and

Labatt 1995 -- Vote for X beer!

I was a three-bird-a-day pussy cat, until BA helped me

Quick, hire teenagers while they still know everything.

ERROR:  Computer posessed. "So it believes it's a MAC...So what!"

Last words: "I try to resurect him with this rod."

Ensign @TOLAST@ walk into a open turbolift

Has this conference been sprinkled?????

Dictionary: The only place where you'll find success before work.

Live life like there's no yesterday!

JURY BACK: Trust Innocent! It was curiosity that killed the cat!

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