Ura Montanan if your horse's shoes look better than yours.

You're a Scrooge if ~ You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also
sells gas.

Stop your sniveling, Tom decried.

My modem almost drowned in a Fido/IGA bit stream

X-Ray Physicists do with very high frequency

DYSLEXICS od ti.

Potty Emergency! -- Wakko Warner

Clinton - America, your Constitution was just cancelled.

The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. - Rules of Acquisition

Zen Monks do it and don't do it.

Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.

Cat: A dog with an attitude

gray hair

Did you really expect mere proof to sway my opinion?

Keep American beautiful - swallow your beer cans

This is a plate. It contains food. Kirk

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Spaghetti and Pete's Balls.

Complacent, arrogant, inept: Congress or Modern Trek?

DRONE: The sound of a single monk during an attack of Crotchet

Oh bother, said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.

Vaevictus Asmadi: "My Boy Vae" (said with football-coach-esque voice)

A place to fnd a common ground. - Alanis Morissette

Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort. - Picard

Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek

Eunuch: a man who has his works cut out for him - R.Byrne

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