I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around

That should keep the invisible recipes turned on.

Hey!! I have 215k left---wanna run Windows?

Quoth the Modem, "geddup, you steenking bore!"

Well hi there! Howdy do! - Mike

So, a buck is a dollar and dough is money. Why are deer called a buck and a
doe? Does this mean we should call our loose change fawns?   

URA Redneck if you refer to Mason jars as "the good glasses."

Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons

Snackmosphere - The 95% air inside bags of potato chips

A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeit pennies

I never saw this file before! - O'Brien

"I put his glove on, and when I woke up, I had it on my hand."

The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].

Nothing will preserve liberty but downright FORCE.- Patrick Henry

General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)e-fry, (I)nsert, (L)abotomy

MSFT:  ManySystemsFailingTogether

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like

Yes, I do have the crabgrass, now where are the apples?

A mind is a terrible thing to....OOHH a doughnut!

WAIT!!! Don't pick up the pho^$L%'#!(

No matter where you go - There you are!

I.R.A. Army:  Irish Republican Army army.

A chin butt! - Frank

ROTFL.....  Love it!

What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull

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