Pi R square? No, Pi R round...cornbread R square!

URA True Northerner if any of your hobbies require dogs and a sled.

Press  to format sex drive:

A computer is a terrible thing to waste

Bass players do it lower and with more vibration.

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

New book: I am NOT a Borg, by Jean-Locu...um, that's *LUC* Picard.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to
retrain them

Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission!

What did he do to us? - Spock

Famous Last Words:  "Who greased the vine?" - Tarzan

You know of the Rebellion against Bullitt?

A helicopter is just a bunch of parts flying in close formation

Get a life:Chris Elliot needs one, don't you?

Ken Reaverson chatted with coffee in hand to All about Sysop tags

What is the point of dreams ... if they never become reality

Four-wheelers DO IT with better grip

I fought my entire life,but for a good cause, for our freedom. -Kira

A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40 psi.

Do not wander in front of the Archer

Last one in is Cousin It! -Tom as people enter space ship

Don't think

*  <--- Tribble    (-*-)  <--- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter

FLW #6: "The dragon isn't so big."

GOD told me that I'm Napoleon! Liar! I did NOT!!

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