A child becomes an adult when he realises that he has a right not only to be
right but also to be wrong. - Thomas Szasz

Karl's version of Parkinson's Law:  Work expands to exceed the time alloted it

Dead?  But i've been only gone for 2 minutes! * Kryten

Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead

I'm _glad_ you understand. - Bashir

Quarantine:  Traditional four-masted plague ship.

ZAPPA: And you are my sofa.

PROGRAMMERS do it in software

Everything's running smoothly for a change. - O'Brien

PUNNY BOOK: How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele.

QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats

Virgin Marriage  - By Chastity Belt

We've rewritten the book a few times to make B5 work. - Garibaldi

A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted.

COBOL is just a bug with syntax

"Error 155 - You can't do that." -D-G S200 Fortran error code list

Zmodem has bigger BITS and tighter ASCII

Q: What's black & white and comes in a small can?  A: Mic

XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

URA Redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.

PUNNY BOOK: Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction.

Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen (Aack! Phptht!)

Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading
causes of statistics

False Memory Syndrome, eh?  Suddenly pedophiles are psychology

My salary requirement is $34 per year. - Real live resume statement

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