Um, Quark, yes, I like him.

Bart: I will not torment the emotionally frail

I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can

Ura Redneck if today's dinner was slow crossing the highway yesterday.

Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!

Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate.  Now my true love IS
chocolate.

#define struct union /* great space saver */

Yes, we're very much a alike Captain, both proud of our ships.-Balok

Justice, lawyers, and a spoon in the garbage disposal.

QUICK! Call a witch-doctor! My witch is sick!

JUST A MATTER OF TIME

Lead me not into temptation, unless there's money involved.

"Fidonet is about communications.  Tell your friends."

Zap!

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart's Board

"Bother" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.

Hackers stay UP all night.

Just don't slam the curtains. -- Crow T. Robot

Veni, Vidi, Vice-Squad...I came, I saw, I got busted

Vote for corruption:  Vote for a liberal politician!

A family history shows you have lived!

Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite. - Heinlein

Veni, Vidi, Deja Vu...I came, I saw, I had been there before.

Republicanism: Coming To Your Private Bedroom Real Soon.

I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive.  Am I?

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