Research is what is done with all else fails

A lack of leadership is no substitue for inaction

Vacationing Blonde writing home - "Hi. Having a great time. Where am I?"

We're beaming down with some questions. - Kirk

Good: The secretary said "yes."  Bad: Your wife says "no."

Guess all in all, she took it like a man.

Grelb's Reminder:  If it was bad, it'll be back.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff

Stupidity is NOT a handicap!  PARK ELSEWHERE!

Um, nobody inspects the Spanish Exposition! Duh

To Err is Human, to really foul up requires a politician.

I'll wear robes, Charlton Heston said prophetically.

Surrender, @TOFIRST@

To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.

The Family Values crowd secretly worry about their OWN sexuality.

*  <-- Tribble  -<--*--  <-Tribble after sword fight

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

Mainly Slow When Its Not Dealing Only With Solitaire

QWK:  The MS-DOS of offline mail formats.

REALITY.SYS hallucinated. Take another hit? 

The ANSi Crisis:  "But it worked in test"

Rush Limbaugh: The world's most gifted idiot.

Oxymoron: Navy Man

O'Toole's Commentary:   Murphy was an optimist.

Only one, only Amiga

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