Rush's dittoheads by a mad scientist's deranged Xerox.
Oxymoron: Simple System.
Someone left the cake out in the rain
Pepperoni to anchovy, level four - Tom on 3D Pizza
Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month.
Never say "oops."
DEFINITION: Cpu - C3po's mother.
Fartvergn?gen..the pleasure of breaking wind
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
Political correctness isn't.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Results may be unpredictable.
They know enough who know how to learn.
Only sheep make baaaad puns.
If your ship doesn't come in, it's time you swim out.
I want to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
day++;  dollar++;
"Message for you, sir!"
Good morning - The ultimate oxymoron.
ht niw oT
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