The computer you bought today, became obsolete yesterday.
Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with
I love it when assimilation comes together. - The Borg Te
Mu salad dressing is sick. Call the Mayo Clinic.
Some assembly required.
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
If at first you don't succeed, change the version #
I KNEW we should have thrown it out yesterday!
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
Way to accelerate a MAC #12: Fire it from a canon.
Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." -- Odo
Life is the art of being well-deceived.
I hate it when I can't trust my own technology !
Rap is to music what Hot Dogs are to Cuisine.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Barfign?gen - car sickness in a Volkswagen.
No straw, no camel's back, but SOMETHING broke...!
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