Difference between a cold and a Yugo: A cold you can get
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Make like, a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Eternity is . . . a Barry Manilow concert.
Is a sound a sound if no one is there to hear it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnite
I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist!
Barney. Haha. haha. hmm. haha. haha. He's looking at you 
Life is a series of rude awakening's
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first tim
It's on the way, yes it is.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
There's never a topic cop around when you need one.
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