SH>It's been a good week in politics:

SH>1.  As the country's unemployment rate approaches 10 percent, the
SH>HopetyChange Express, with fat-ass Oprah Winfrey in tow, heads to
SH>Copenhagen in an effort to charm the world into locating the 2016
SH>Olympics in Chicago. The world tells President HopetyChange to pack
SH>sand, eliminating the Windy City in the first round of voting.
SH>Chicago Olympics 2016?  No, We Can't!

SH>2.  The dinosaur media melts down over this news.  The NYT editorial
SH>praising Obama for his "courage," disparages George W. Bush.  One
SH>barking moonbat on CNN BLAMED GW for Obama's dismal failure.  One
SH>delusional writer actually said that losing the Olympics was a net
SH>good for Obama because he won't be associated with the "inevitable
SH>corruption" surrounding anything that goes on in Chicago.  The
SH>Washinton Post concentrates its coverage on the fab glam way Michelle
SH>the Vapid Clothes Horse was dressed for the occasion, speaking of
SH>which...

SH>3.  Sergeant First Class Jared Monti died in battle while
SH>simultaneously trying to save a buddy and repelling an insurgent
SH>attack.  For his actions, this country presented Jared with the Medal
SH>of Honor.  During the ceremony in which men and women from Jared's
SH>unit attended in their dress uniforms, Michelle Obama show up in some
SH>loud red sleeveless outfit with mismatching blue "kitten" shoes.  To
SH>say that this garrish woman's outfit was inappropriate to the
SH>occasion does only approximate justice to the word "inappropriate."
SH>She is a truly classless woman.

SH>4.  During Obama's failed trip to Copenhagen, the Commander in Chief
SH>meets with his Afghanistan commander for, get this, 25 minutes - less
SH>than a half hour.  There is nothing I can add to this.

SH>5.  David Letterman, liberal darling and Obama Rumpswab, admits on
SH>the air that he is fucking the hired help.  The shitstain's audience
SH>cheers this news.  There is nothing I can add to this.

SH>6.  Slick Willy BFF and PGA nemesis Greg Norman has announced that he
SH>and the homebreaking Chris Everett have separated.  They were married
SH>for a whole 15 months (the good news here is that the original Mrs.
SH>Norman, the one who stood by her scumbag husband and had his
SH>children, got $100 million in their divorce settlement).

SH>7.  Whatever happened to Mrs. Cigar Willy?

Priceless, as always.  Well done.


Jeff

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