Not that they're in the same league generally (yet -- heh, heh, heh),
but my wife, Eleanor, has just pulled off something our Joe hasn't
done yet -- this Wednesday the Theatre at Centenary, a professional
company in residence at Centenary College in Hackettstown, NJ, is
doing a staged reading of her one-act verse play, "The Sign", set in
the aftermath of the famous Parkman-Webster murder case of 1849.

So, Joe, ya gonna let a GIRL show you up, huh?

--
John W Kennedy
"There was a Grand Duke in it, who had a beautiful daughter, and this
daughter either escaped from the palace or was abducted--anyhow, she
came into the power of a number of brigands; and then there was a
woodcutter's son who frequently burned leaves, and he and the princess
fell in love, and there were two farmers who were at odds, and the
Grand Duke turned up in disguise, first in a village and then then in
the forest, though which also wandered an escaped bear, who spoke the
most complex verse of all, excepting the Chorus."
  --  Charles Williams
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