The old dumb-tagline-on-the-BBS trick!
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I finally found the ANY key!
Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf.
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
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There are three things that come next, uh four.
Ever since I stopped drinking I noticed that there was a
Pygmies placed on giants' shoulders see more than the gia
Vulcans stole my homework!  Nog
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
Matter/antimatter. Clinton/truth. See any resemblance?
Mozart and Beethoven still know how to decompose.
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But GOD told me to use a GOTO!
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Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator.
Money: the root of all evil.  Roots are important. ?
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