Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.
Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
Hi!  I'm John Bobbitt for the Ginsu Knife Company's Ginsu
The beatings will continue utill moral improves.
There's no second chance for a good first impression.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: ART's Choked Heart.
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father.
TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side orde
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
 as a smart-ass.
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Taglines- the REAL reason for echomail
I bought American....Well someone has to!
Trust no government that wants to disarm its citizen.
Send ME your money.
Be a boss so you, too, can work 16 hours a day*
There's no skeletons in my closet!
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