"Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr
Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
New Mail not found.  Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.
Brian's SO stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout.
So! Just what part of NO don't you understand?
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Speed Kills! Switch to Windows.........
Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
Humans sin by both omission as well as commission.
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Old frogs never die...But they do croak!
V_o^o_V  Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard!
The best topping for really HOT sex is ... Tabasco!
Hmmmm, now where did I put that tagline?
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp.
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy
"I'm not trapped!  I'm just taking it easy." -- Master Ph
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