Hi, Roy.

RM> This mushroom walked into a bar, and called out "Drinks for
RM> everyone! I'm buying!" This was greeted with cheers, and a good
RM> time was had by all for quite a while. After the mushroom left, the
RM> barman said "Well, he sure is a fun guy to be around."

RM> (Source: New Scientist)

By coincidence, somebody told me that verbally yesterday. And he
definitely wasn't the type to read New Scientist!

Regards, fIM.

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