I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
Theft
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company!
Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Finger Sandwiches.
Life is short, eat desert first!!
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
CAUTION: be very careful of warnings.
Technicians DO IT with precision!
Computers run on smoke.  If it leaks out it won't work
This Tagline is really Odo.
Nothing's more dangerous than a mind with a solitary idea
Never wear a Big Mac suit while next to George Foreman.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
Beam me up Scotty.... I swallowed my Phaser.
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Billy Ray Cyrus and the Dukes of Hazard?  I'm not from Ke
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny
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