Define N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.
This computer is so old it's coal-fired!
Confusius says man with hands in pocket always on the bal
* Stupidometer: ???????????????????????? 64%
For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin
Programmers DO IT with fewer instructions!
Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them.
So, I hear you're into molinology...
DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak ou
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
DEFINITION: External Storage - A wastebasket.
Committee: A group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Darn wizards anyways!
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
 Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
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