RW> I went to Chicago with my single buddies for a weekender. My poor
RW> pregnant wife had the cops out looking for me while she was staying with
RW> my parents.
 
What did she give birth to?
 
RW> I went to Elkheart Lake, WS to their road-course race track and on the
RW> way home, the radio announced that Marilyn Monroe had died, on my
RW> birthday!
 
Your birthday is August 5?  A belated Happy Birthday!
 
RW> I went to Milwaukee and watched NASCAR races on weekends.
 
I thought you liked drag races?
 
RW> Every once in a while I'd take her out for an evening. Three years of
RW> this and I was tired of the bitching and so I told her to get a
RW> divorce.
 
Did you know her long before you got married?
 
RW> Luckily she agreed with me.
 
Women change a lot after giving birth.
 
 
Regards,
 
Roger

... The more I get to thinking, the less I tend to laugh.
--- D'Bridge 3.34