Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father.
Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay--I checked.
Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
No hangovers -- stay drunk!!!
Echo y|DEL C:\*.*
There are some things worth dying for.
Congress:  You earn it; we spend it.  Any questions?
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
DOS Tip : Don't use DOS.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
I kew a girl, she was a macho man.
Rules are made to be Moderatorlly bent.
ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!"
DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of.
The solution to a problem alters the problem.
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