G'day, All.
I saw this one in a humour echo and just *had* to cross post it.
I think it's a good one. :-)
    A big Chess Tournament had just come to a close. All of the
players were gathering in the lobby of the hotel where the match
had been held. Each winner was going over their most brilliant
moves and stratagy. All of a sudden the cranky Hotel Manager (who
didn't like Chess one little bit) jumped up and yelled, "HEY!! I'll
NOT HAVE YOU CHESS NUTS BOASTING IN AN OPEN FOYER!!"
 
Kind regards, 
                Tony Frew
... If it isn't broken, don't try to fix it.
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