Jacques Lavictoire - The wind whispered your name to me...
 
 
 JL> A friend gave me the following on a print.
 JL> *** Why a beer is better than a woman ***
 JL> 1)  Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
 JL> 2)  When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
 JL> 3)  If you pour a beer right , you will always get good head.
 JL> 4)  You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
 JL> 5)  Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
 JL> 6)  If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
 JL> 7)  Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
 JL> 8)  Beer is always easy to pick up.
 JL> 9)  Big, fat beers are nice to have.
 JL> 10) Beer is easy to get into.
 JL> 11) You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
 JL> Then of course there  * Why a beer is better then a man *
 JL> But were not going to go into that one just yet!  hehehe  :-)
 JL> Hope you fond it funny...
 Humor is always appreciated...this type of humor may remind others why
 they chose *not* to drink....
 Light, Love and Laughter
 Marie - Starwitch
... You can't cross a chasm in two steps. 
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