Hello All!
A friend gave me the following on a print.
                  *** Why a beer is better than a woman ***
1)  Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
2)  When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
3)  If you pour a beer right , you will always get good head.
4)  You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
5)  Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
6)  If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
7)  Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
8)  Beer is always easy to pick up.
9)  Big, fat beers are nice to have.
10) Beer is easy to get into.
11) You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
Then of course there  * Why a beer is better then a man *
But were not going to go into that one just yet!  hehehe  :-)
Hope you fond it funny...
Jacques
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