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echo: fidonews
to: MARK LEWIS
from: MICHIEL VAN DER VLIST
date: 2019-01-29 13:03:00
subject: Racists

Hello mark,

On Monday January 28 2019 13:39, you wrote to me:

 ml> In what aisle can I find the Irish whiskey?"
 ml> The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"
 ml> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
 ml> something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
 ml> was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me
 ml> if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me
 ml> if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
 ml> Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was
 ml> Polish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says,
 ml> "Well then, because I asked for Irish whiskey, why did you ask me if
 ml> I'm Irish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 ml> it still works ;)

I am still not laughing. You have analysed it to death..


Cheers, Michiel

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