Hiya Roy,

RM> ... "Well, he sure is a fun guy to be around."



Before I duck from the PC police...

A musician went up to a busker in the street who was playing a flute and
asked him where he brought it, as he had never heard a flute with such a
sweet tone. 

"Actually," said the busker "it's a bull's prick with holes
punched in it and I got it from the butcher on the corner."

The musician went along to the butcher and asked him if he had a bulls
prick that he could make a flute from, just like the busker down the
street. The butcher went into the back of his shop and returned a few
minutes later. 

"Sorry," he said "we're right out of bull's pricks, But I do
have some cow's cunts left, and they make bloody fine mouth organs."

    Ray.
@EOT:

--- Msged/2 4.00