From: Rai A
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r>> PS: & what is the probability that anyone noticed 5 was missing..

PQ> Bugger!  Ya got me!  But, in my defence, I do have a certificate
verifying that I failed maths in high school.  :)

PQ> I can help you out though...

 thanks...

PQ> 5.
 Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will 
soften when stale.  Any food  that starts
PQ>  out soft will harden when 
stale.

PQ>   -and-

PQ>  20. First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always
wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing
PQ>  something else.



OB joke... (not seen that here for a while)


  Al Bundy's Christmas Eve
 
'Twas the night before Christmas,And all through the house,
No food was a-stirrin', Not even a mouse.
 
Stockings were hung round Dad's neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said, "Presents or die."
 
Children were plottingAll night in their beds,
While the wife's constant whiningWas splitting his head.
 
But daddy had money This year in the bank,
Then they closed up early,And now dad's in a tank.
 
All of a sudden,Santa appeared,
A sneer on  his face,Booze in his beard.
 
"Santa," I said, As he laughed  merrily,
"You do so much for others, Do something for me."
 
"Bundy," he said,"You only sell shoes,
Your son is a  sneak thief, Your daughter's a floose."
 
"Ho ho," Santa said, "Should I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb,Her nails like a knife."
 
He climbs up the chimney,That fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times,He stuck out his tongue.
 
I  heard him exclaim,As he broke wind with glee,
"You're married with children,You'll never be free."



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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf


Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


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 From: Paul Quinn 
To: OZ_HUMOR  
Sent: Tuesday, 20 December 2011 1:40 PM
Subject: OZ_HUMOR Law of Probablility ~
 
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To  : rai_y_day{at}yahoo.com.au
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Hi! Rai,

In a message to us you wrote:

r> PS: & what is the probability that anyone noticed 5 was missing..

Bugger!  Ya got me!  But, in my defence, I do have a certificate verifying
that I failed maths in high school.  :)

I can help you out though...

5. Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will
soften when stale.  Any food  that starts out soft will harden when stale.

  -and-

20. First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted
to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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