JD> An elderly lady cat lover went to the door to answer a knock, and,
JD> not wanting her cat to get out, she picked the animal up prior to
JD> opening the door. Needless to say, she was a bit surprised when she
JD> saw the armed man at the door, but, mustering all of the cool that
JD> her 80 some odd years had given her, she flung the cat directly into
JD> the perps face. He dropped his weapon and fled, screaming. His
JD> arrest was attributed to the ladies discription and a number of
JD> large, deep lascerations across his face.
Uh Oh. I can see it now. Schumer is going to introduce a bill to outlaw 
"assault cats". In fact, I can see another problem. Cats have 
retractable claws. That's a concealed weapon. Do they need concealed 
carry permits?
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