On 29 Oct 03  20:20:16, Heather Lennox said the following to Bob Short:

HL> HL>> Bob Short. He also dusts short.
HL>  BS> Er... a gang of wild emus broke in and "reposessed" my
HL>  BS> feathers. Yeah, that's the ticket...
 
HL> ...excuses...excuses...

Like , everyone has one...  ;-)

HL> HL>> He's the one wearing the hedgehog skin trousers and brewing
HL> HL>> the blue coffee.

HL>  BS> I only did that once!  I woke up with a huge hangover, and
HL>  BS> thought Martha Stewart was on the telly.
HL>  BS> Turns out the kids were watching the Smurfs...
 
HL> That doesn't explain the smell of the coffee you brewed. It smelt
HL> like something out of a silage pit.

Secret ingredient.   Keeps the "undesirables" and neighbors away.

Bob

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