* Copied (from: OZ_HUMOUR) by Steve Asher using timEd/2 1.10.y2k+.

Hi all...

Google has helped George Bush find the missing WMD.

To see how, go to www.google.com.au and enter

weapons of mass destruction 

(no "marks") in the search field & press "Im Feeling Lucky".
[Search the web - not pages from Australia]

If you don't want to spoil the effect by reading the results,
do it now, without scrolling to the message. Otherwise, scroll
down...

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These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country 
might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust 
your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in
the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. 
(IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN
menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security 
Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those 
provided by your government or NATO.

If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America 
can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass 
Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, 
click Detect weapons

Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the 
Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what 
regime they will install.

If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, 
make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click 
the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced 
tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for 
your exports to Iraq.

Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer

A.R.Cox 2003



Source: http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

If Google didn't work, the link above will.


Cheers, Steve..

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