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echo: philos
to: WILLIAM ELLIOT
from: CLARENCE HOGAN
date: 1997-12-30 11:59:00
subject: Instant Riddle

 -=> Quoting William Elliot to Clarence Hogan <=-
 >>> Clarence Hogan on Instant Riddle 
 
 WE> Correct.  Now my bitch litters my home with a baker's half dozen.  How
 WE> many pups are in her litter? ... Cheers for the New Year!
 CH> Well, will blessings never cease!  Hummmm, without counting them,
 CH> it would be rather hard to tell, but if she has got one still hung
 CH> half way in her, then it would have to be six and a half at present!
 WE> Six and a half and still counting.  Where's the other half of your
 WE> answer?  This half sure enuf is half right. 
 
 Saved it for now and also my NEW computer which was finally brought
 last night and hooked up and which I am now typing in!  :)  
 So, here tiz the other half, if that poor bitch has still got that
 (dead by now) pup hung in her after all these days, aren't you 
 killing any others that may still be in there since your are still
 counting?  If so, ya' reckon we ought to call the vet or the humane
 society now and get her out of her misery?  :'(   And then do us dog
 lovers a favor and give her to someone who can do something besides
 count, will ya'?  :)
Just another humble servant of The Kingdom.......clarence.......
... Diplomacy is saying nice doggy until you find a rock.
--- Blue Wave/Max v2.30
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