DD> At least you don't have to stand on something to reach, like you have
 DD> to do with a cow.  If the cow kicks out in the excitement and
 DD> dislodges you from your perch, you can do yourself a nasty injury -
 DD> suspended there from your dick...

 Oh my god, bloody townies, is there no end to your ignorance? Intelleigent
cow rooters align themselves in such a manner as to have their faces buried
in the udder of the cow with legs pointing at the heavens and arms wrapped
firmly around the cows thighs. This is not only safer but provides constant
liquid refreshment during the event. Admittedly the blood tends to rush to
ones head a bit.
cheers

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