Tony, at 06:58 on Mar 09 1997, you wrote to David Drummond ...

DD>> At least you don't have to stand on something to reach, 
DD>> like you have to do with a cow.  If the cow kicks out in the 
DD>> excitement and dislodges you from your perch, you can do 
DD>> yourself a nasty injury - suspended there from your dick...

TC> Oh my god, bloody townies, is there no end to your 
TC> ignorance? Intelleigent cow rooters align themselves in such 
TC> a manner as to have their faces buried in the udder of the 
TC> cow with legs pointing at the heavens and arms wrapped 
TC> firmly around the cows thighs. This is not only safer but 
TC> provides constant liquid refreshment during the event. 
TC> Admittedly the blood tends to rush to ones head a bit.

Well....  I never knew that.

Only having sheep in good supply has certainly stifled my creativity.

David
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