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An IWS Press Release

Internet Wrestling Syndicate
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com
Chomedey, Laval, Québec, CANADA

Tuesday. May 6th, 2003

*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*

Chomedey Braces For BODY COUNT

    The hard core heroes of the Internet Wrestling Syndicate return to Le
Skratch in Chomedey Laval Saturday, May 17th.

    Arsenal, the One Man War, is expected to take on Onyx for the IWS
heavy-weight title. Arsenal was declared the number one contender for Onyx¹s
belt at Freedom to Fight after winning a three way dance with the Green
Phantom and XES69. In an exclusive interview with Brian the Guppie, host of
Team 990¹s Between the Ropes, Arsenal declared, ³Last year, all of Montreal
watched me beat Onyx in the middle of the ring, one, two, three. I didn¹t
just beat him, I took him to school. Now, I could beat Onyx in five minutes
just like I did at Tournament of the Icons, but that would be too easy.
First Onyx will struggle, then he will suffer, then he will scream, and then
and only then, I will end him and his title reign.²

    Also scheduled for Body Count, El Generico squares off against the
former heavy-weight champion Green Phantom. The two masked men came to blows
back stage when the Green Phantom taunted El Generico for losing to Onyx at
Freedom to Fight. When El Generico slugged the Green Phantom, the Green
Phantom challenged the Tijuana native to a match, promising, ³You¹re dead,
you lucha libre punk. At Body Count, you will suffer hard core justice and
Get With the Green!²

    After beating the IWS tag team champions, Hi-5, in a non-title match,
the Flying Hurricanes have challenged Westmount¹s Finest to put their titles
on the line at Body Count. Speaking for the tag champs was their accountant,
Ira Goldberg, who released the following statement, ³My clients, the pride
of Westmount, would like to point out that they only lost to the Flying
Hurricanes at Freedom to Fight because they had just finished a grueling
five second title defence against the Angry Aryans. While my clients, Beef
Wellington and Kid Kamikaze, are eager to avenge themselves against the
Flying Hurricanes, I have advised them not to put the titles on the line
until it would be fiscally prudent for them to do so.²

    As always, the IWS promises its fans the best in hard core action as
they continue to victimize the industry. Who else will make an impact as
Chomedey braces for the Body Count? Rumours swirl that the IWS has a major
surprise planned for its fans.

    The IWS will debut a new line of IWS merchandise at Body Count. In
addition to tapes, DVDs, t-shirts, hoodies, and key-chains, the IWS will
unveil a new line of women¹s clothing including spaghetti strap IWS shirts
and IWS thongs. Plus, the DVD for the show considered by many as the best
IWS show ever, Know Your Enemies, will be released at Body Count joining
Summer Slaughter, Blood Sweat and Beers, Season¹s Beatings and Violent
Valentine in the IWS¹ impressive and growing DVD collection.

    The next IWS show is Body Count, scheduled for May 17th, at Le Skratch,
965 Cure Labelle, Chomedey, Laval, Québec. Tickets are twelve dollars at the
door. For information about the show e-mail ticket{at}syndicatewrestling.com or
visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site:
syndicatewrestling.com. For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs e-mail
merchandise{at}syndicatewrestling.com or order from www.emaxwrestlingtapes.com. 


--- Internet Rex 2.29