HL>>>>>>>>>>>> What about hitting with handbags?
 LB>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on what's inside I
suppose....
 HL>>>>>>>>>> The kitchen sink?
 LB>>>>>>>>> No, can't use that, we can't afford
another plumbing
 LB>>>>>>>>> bill!!!
 HL>>>>>>>> Some bricks then?
 LB>>>>>>> Depends where you're getting them from. 
Best not be from my
 LB>>>>>>> cell!
 HL>>>>>> You're the one getting the bricks. I don't know
where you've
 HL>>>>>> got them from... but the wine cellar suddenly seems
 HL>>>>>> draughtier.
 LB>>>>> Nope, with my back hurting lately it couldn't of been me that
 LB>>>>> got the bricks and you're right about the draft!
 LB>>>>> [wondering....who could of, would of.....]
 RY>>>> RY<- trundles off, stage right, with wheelbarrow...
 LB>>> [It's always those quiet ones that you have to watch out
 LB>>> for......darn but he's fast]

 RY>> {years of practice, moments of preperation, and an amazing talent
 RY>> for missdirection...}  " Look ! over there.. a platy-billed
 RY>> duckpuss !!"

 LB> Where, where???

 LB> Oh, those are just my Bearded Dragons, Xena & Gabe.  :)

From this distance it's hard to tell the difference...

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