* Crossposted from: ASKACOP2
 * Originally By: Mike Obrien
 * Originally To: All
 * Originally Re: The Test...
 * Original Date: 06-15-97  21:29
 * Original Area: Law & Order
 * Forwarded by : Blue Wave/DOS v2.20
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to
catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make
no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten raccoon.  The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a rabbit!"
Regards,
Mike O'Brien
mailto: Mike.Obrien@privates.igate.net
Give me an entendre...make it a double!
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