Hello Friend !!

Well, I hope we can become the best internet friends in the world, no, um,
lets make that the universe, no, still not right, the milky-way?........(You
know what I mean?  You don't?!!  Well, what I meant was.......!!!)
About me.......I'm a 21 year old male currently going to a place called
"University", whatever that means!!  I'm studying BSc Computer
Science.......Apparently, it something to do with Computing and Science?!
Still working on that one!!  What do I look like?  Well, this was quite
tricky to do on my own, so I went down to the local high street to ask
shoppers of their opinions and comments about me.  This is the response I
received......ugly.........smelly...........bad breath..........black
eyes.......Hold on! Hold on!  These are comments about my friend!!  (Bless
Him! He's not that bad!! Honest!).  You see, I needed a mate to ask the
questions!!  Get it?! These are the real comments........brown
eyes.........fair/tan complexion.........6 feet tall..........medium
build..........good-looking.........handsome (Boast! Boast!).  It's true!!
I can't help it, can I ?!
My hobbies include keeping-fit.  I try to go to the gym regularly (Liar!).
I also like going to parties and enjoy computing (I have to because of my
studies!!) (Sob. Sob.)  But by a mile, my favourite pastime is travelling.
I have seen almost all of Europe and a little of Asia too.  Boy, do I have
some interesting stories to tell you?!!  I believe, you've only lived if
you've travelled the world.  So, I've still
a little way to go yet!!
Please, please, please, (multiplied 1,000,000 times to save space!!) write
with details about yourself, preferably with a photograph if possible!!
Sincerely hope this is the start of a special friendship.....(Otherwise, I
will be very sad......very, very sad..............!!!)  And we don't want
that, do we?

E-mail me at:

PENPAL@IJAZ-BUTT.FREESERVE.CO.UK