HL>>>>>>>>>> What about hitting with handbags?
 LB>>>>>>>>> Depends on what's inside I suppose....
 HL>>>>>>>> The kitchen sink?
 LB>>>>>>> No, can't use that, we can't afford another plumbing
 LB>>>>>>> bill!!!
 HL>>>>>> Some bricks then?
 LB>>>>> Depends where you're getting them from.  Best not be from my
 LB>>>>> cell!

 HL>>>> You're the one getting the bricks. I don't know where you've
 HL>>>> got them from... but the wine cellar suddenly seems draughtier.

 LB>>> Nope, with my back hurting lately it couldn't of been me that
 LB>>> got the bricks and you're right about the draft!

 LB>>> [wondering....who could of, would of.....]


 RY>> RY<- trundles off, stage right, with wheelbarrow...

 LB> [It's always those quiet ones that you have to watch out for......darn
 LB> but he's fast]

{years of practice, moments of preperation, and an amazing talent for
missdirection...}  " Look ! over there.. a platy-billed duckpuss !!"


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