Hiya David,

DD> ... Bloody rednecks!

Hummm a hi-tec one or just a normal one 


                          You might ba a redneck..

 1) You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.
 2) Your bra size is higher than you S.A.T. score.
 3) You think the Super Bowl is a top of the line bathroom fixture.
 4) You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
 5) Your car has NEVER had a full tank of gas.
 6) You've shown up drunk for your D.U.I. hearing.
 7) The quality of your birthday present depends how well moma does at the
         wet T-shirt contest.
 8) You wear tube socks with a dress.
 9) You can take her bra off while driving.
10) You leave a cold beer and three pickled eggs for Santa.

Alternatively...

           How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"
                        (source unknown)

        If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

        If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

        If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a 
                laptop"

        If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"

        If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular 
                phone.

        If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"

        If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

        If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go",
and you still 
                don't miss her

        If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

        If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"

        If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, 
                or farm animal

        If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"

   Ray.
@EOT:

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