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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2013-10-09 16:20:00
subject: Jumper

Hi! All,

Jumper
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I called hotel management from the hotel room and said, "Please, come
quick. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she'll jump out the
window of your hotel".

"That is a personal matter", answered the hotel manager.

"Screw you!" I screamed. "The window won't open so that's a
maintenance matter."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... "Yeah, I wrote it but it's Jimi's song." - Dylan.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox
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