Hi! All,

The Plane
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead
is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now
sit back and relax - AHHHHHH!!!!! OH, MY G-D!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the
intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared
you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a
cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the
front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of
mine!"

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox