+ CrossPosted in: OZ_HUMOUR
 + CrossPosted in: FUNNY

Hi! All,

Three dead bodies
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has
happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while drinking
vintage champagne and eating foie gras. Hence the enormous smile,
Inspector", says the coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won $100,000 on the lottery, spent it all
on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The inspector asks, "What of the third body"?

"Ah, says the coroner. This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn
from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?", enquires the inspector.  "He
thought he was having his photo taken."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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