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echo: lunatics
to: Heather Lennox
from: Phil Osophy
date: 2004-01-02 19:53:54
subject: Messages

For no apparent reason, Heather Lennox shouted to me:

 HL>>> Not my eyes... They're Linda's. She's been checking up on
 HL>>> everyone. What you don't see is that she's hiding an
 HL>>> electric cattle prod behind her back. I've been hiding under
 HL>>> my bed every time she peers through my door.
 PO>> I just blend into the background.  Occasionally I flow under
 PO>> the door.
 PO>> One of these days, she'll show up at the wrong moment when
 PO>> I'm bored and feeling particularly evil...
 HL> Ah... I've noticed the teeth marks on the bedpost.

So have I.  I can't help wondering whose they were.  They're not mine.




Mine are very distinctive.

Phil Osophy

... And CatNet is an Adult Network!  Not fair!

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