Hi! All,

Maths stars
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A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to
his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you
failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a
math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks:
"Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is
two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think...
no... yes... I'm not sure... what about 4?"

"Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on
coach, give him another chance!"

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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