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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2013-09-21 16:40:00
subject: Golf lesson

Hi! All,

Golf lesson
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A schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word
spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a
thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same
thing."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... I can't be overdrawn!  I still have cheques left!
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