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echo: lunatics
to: Heather Lennox
from: Phil Osophy
date: 2003-12-30 20:13:12
subject: Messages

For no apparent reason, Heather Lennox shouted to me:

 HL>>> Errrr... that isn't a mouse hole in the corner. It's a slot
 HL>>> to put your food through when you're locked in.
 PO>> Nice try, but that slot is in the door, and it hasn't been
 PO>> used for food in months.
 PO>> Every time I see it open, there are your beady little eyes
 PO>> peeking in.
 HL> Not my eyes... They're Linda's. She's been checking up on
 HL> everyone. What you don't see is that she's hiding an electric
 HL> cattle prod behind her back. I've been hiding under my bed
 HL> every time she peers through my door.

I just blend into the background.  Occasionally I flow under the door.

One of these days, she'll show up at the wrong moment when I'm bored and
feeling particularly evil...

Phil Osophy

... "Will you people STOP THAT!!!!" - Tracy

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