-=> Ward Dossche wrote to Robert Bashe <=-


 WD> In order to play 'American Leather Egg Throwing' participants first
 WD> need their brains and testicles surgically removed because they will
 WD> become smashed anyway. The object of the game is not to practice a
 WD> sport, which it isn't, but to kill the other guy.

Talk to the guys playing Rugby, they'd think American Football is a kid's
game.
     
 WD> Also, real football players (with the spherical ball) are not known for
 WD> statistically risk to be doing 20 to life in Leavenworth.

They are fun to watch flop on the ground, trying to draw fouls. I suppose
getting off the ground and getting back into the game doesn't occur to
them?

I saw a world cup match this weekend where the replay clearly showed a
player getting tripped up, falling and rolling in "agony" clutching his
head. The only problem was that at no point did his head hit *anything* -
not the other player or the turf - nothing.

Almost as 'real' as Pro Wrestling.




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