Hi! All,

The Aged Explorer
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but
legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most
frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the
jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer
was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the
path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had
fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled
myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done
the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ROARRRR!"

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... I gotta get a new computer.  This one makes too many mistakes.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox